People for the Ethical Treatment of People

Gap has taken a lot of flak in the past for using sweatshops to make clothes. They certainly would not be the only clothier participating in such behavior, but they'd been called out on to the carpet before by Adbusters.

This article based on Gap's own reporting, definitely puts them in a more positive light. It looks like they actually give a crap. The easy way out would have been to show Television commercials with people hugging and kittens hugging and shit like that layered with some non-offensive generically uplifting music and a line like “ Cares.” For example, “Halliburton Cares.” I noticed their “Community Impact” page didn't mention any communities in Iraq.

(I chuckle knowingly to myself. And then continue.)

I love/hate Adbusters. It serves to remind me how much I hate consumption, yet loathe myself enjoying being a consumer. It sheds a lot of things in the proper light, and often lets you realize the ridiculousness of the current economic/political/social climate, things that your bombarded mind doesn't normally conclude because there's too much Wacko Jacko/Tom Cruise/Runaway Bride clutter that sits in your grey matter and occupies space like the boxes of old yearbooks, half-used paint cans,and prehistoric tools that sit in your basement.

I'm not on my soapbox, or behing a pulpit, mind you. I know fully well that the video games and a lot of other crap a speak of are particularly severe time wasters. And although I could a few more bike rides, walks in the park, and naps under trees, I know my PS2 is still waiting at home, and a good way to dry off after stomping in puddles during severe thunderstorms. But Adbusters itself coould be seen as contradictory in the same way. Witness the birth of the anti-logo. How else would you defeat rampant consumerism besides put another product on the shelf?

I'm being a little sarcastic, I don't have a problem with Adbusters selling shoes, in fast I may even buy a pair. It's hard enough to find socially responsible outfits making clothing, so now I know of one more. I just wish in all the years I'd been reading Adbusters that they would send a shout out to the companies doing it right, so I know where to shop after learning which brands do not deserve to occupy my precious closet space.

It's got to start somewhere.

And all things considered, if nobody blew the whistle on Gap, Levi's or Nike, these companies would not have done the self-policing that they are beginning to do today. It sounds like Gap is going in the right direction, and Levi's has done a pretty good job, but I'm sure Nike's got even longer way to go. When they're not running sweatshops they're stealing ad campaign ideas from Minor Threat.

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

All blog sites must praise this band or risk the scorn of Pitchfork reviewers. They sound a little like somobody else, and a lot like another band, too, but who cares, since everybody sounds like somebody else. I think folks who liked Pavement will like them.

I think the name goes beyond the ridiculousness of emo band names. Perhaps they will usher in an era of even worse band names until bands start using combinations of unpronouncible symbols, hand gestures, and morse code to develop names.

There are a few tunes to download on their site. If you've heard of them from me first, then you don't get out much. Scratch that. You get out often. You must be in front of a computer less than me. Good for you then.

Here's 10 names for bands that hopefully will never appear on a marquee (Why 10? Because people expect lists in 10's. And it gives me something to do before I get that much deserved sleep I've been lacking. Plus the rush to come up with 10 names right before bad will ensure the awfulness of the names created.)

1.) Locked My Keys in the Car

2.) Spill Milk and Cry

3.) Shampoo Rinse Repeat (actually that one is pretty good)

4.) Dreamt You Left Me Woke Up Got Up Yawned

5.) Wave Them Like You Just Don't Care

6.) Always Get a Receipt

7.) This Band is not a Toy

8.) Cross Tees Dot Eyes

9.) No Balance Transfer Fees

10.) Put Your Right Foot In, Put Your Right Foot Out

Good Night.

Just Say No to the Three-Peat

You mean they can only go two terms. Thank Jesus for that.

Paper receipts for New Jersey Elections. Good job, Mr. Codey. The damage has been done, but perhaps it will keep Jeb in Florida. Although it looks like there'll be a lot districts stuck with white elephants after complying with the Help America Vote Act. Anybody HAVA outdated voting machine with no printer out there. Ouch. Sorry, couldn't resist.

And Rush Holt is pushing it further. Apparently, not all guys named Rush are Oxycotin-addicted, overweight, overbearing blowhards.

The Kevin Smith Radio Show

A link for the fanboys. Between the unwavering devotion to his films exhibited by some, to his foray into the comic world ('nuff said there) to the self-promotion and re-releasing of special edition DVDs, is it no wonder K-Smith has the following he does. (And that wasn' really meant to be a J. Lo or K-Fed kind of reference, but I'm typing with one hand…settle down now…in my other arm is my newborn son. Although the brevity exhibited in “K-Smith” was all for naught given the long explanation here…er, let's continue)

Like I said a link for the fanboys.

What? Not what you expected. Oh…ok, here's the real deal. You'll see the mp3 links, as well as a link.

My cubejockey neighbor at work, aka Migs, had these mp3s going last night at the office. It was definitely amusing at times. Smith is funny and has a pretty quick wit. Edgar Wright, the director from Shaun of the Dead was a guest as well as K-Smith pals, Jason Mewes and Brian Lynch. If your Google search turned up this post, you obviously know the former. If you know the latter, than you are a bigger Kevin Smith fanboy than I thought you were. And he shouldn't get so upset that no caller includes him in the naming of the show.

Sort of in the same way that Dee Dee Ramone's death was more publicized and argued by some to be more tragic than the death of Robbin Crosby of Ratt on the same day, a couple years back. For the record, i just had to say which band Robbin Crosby was in, and still a lot of people are like…who? Exactly, the more famous you are the more press your death will get. Plain and simple. It doesn't make one more important than the other, no matter how well Chuck Klosterman can write about it, I understand his point but his argument isn't valid. It's nothing personal. Certainly not. It's only celebrity. So, sorry Brian when you write & direct six motion pictures or come up with a tagline like “Snoochie Boochies”, the callers will extend the love. Until then, relax.

I got both hands back, the baby's back asleep, and in the bassinet.

The funniest bit of the radio show, is Kevin Smith's ruminations on whether J. Lo wiped her ass at his house, when she confided with Kevin about her and Ben Affleck's dating difficulties.

For the record, Clerks is one of my favorite movies ever. I enjoyed Mallrats and Chasing Amy. I thought Dogma And J&S Strike Back had their moments, but didn't think they were as consistent as the other two. And I've been to the Secret Stash, even back at its old location, when Kevin and Jay both worked there. And Jay, thanks for recommending Marvels back then.

As I look back, I see thatthis isone sloppy post. I'm back to one hand, since the baby is up and down andmy othe r son is climbing all over me.

Bloc Party

I've been recommending Bloc Party people lately. Not that I expect anybody to get airplay anymore, but still I think K-Rock in New York could throw a crumb to these guys and play “Banquet”. I sent my buddy Zimm over to the .com and .net namesakes for mp3s, since there's definitely a good primer available between the two. I also recommended my them to my friend Wayne also.

In passing I mentioned them as what Coldplay or U2 would sound like if they were really good, or something like that. But when I listen to Silent Alarm I don't think they sound like either band. So really I guess if someone liked either of those bands, and there are at least a handful, they would like Bloc Party. Well, only if they past the fact that the only way the songs will be drilled into their skull is if they play them over and over and over for themselves. There are also a lot of Gang of Four mentions in review of Bloc Party, I see where they come from, but I only just picked up Entertainment recently. So basically I'm just namedropping. In summary, whether you love or hate U2 or Coldplay, you'll like Bloc Party, or you won't, but you probably will. My taste is not your taste. I'm kind of jumping back and forth in this post right now. I kind of signed off like 5 minutes but skipped back up here to type some more.

I'm sleepy now and sleep is a rare commodity in my house right now (an infant will do that to you), so I'll make my links and be back next month, if not later today.

From the Mouths of Babes

Kids say the darndest things don't they?

I mean, umm, repeat the darndest things. Darnedest. It sure looks funny when you type it. I know its only slang, is there a spellchecker for that? Wow, MS Word knew exactly what I was talking about. It feels weird giving Microsoft some credit for something besides owning the planet.

The anedcote is from the blog of writer, Cherie Priest, who I know absolutely nothing about. Except this exchange she heard in McDonald's, maybe I should stop my personal boycott of the place.

I wasted too much time looking for an appropriate graphic in this post and didn't find one. Ah well.

DVD Deals

Deepdiscountdvd.com has a 20% off deal going on through Thursday. And they are typically the cheapest to begin with (but shop around anyway, don't just take my word for it). But they are already low priced, they don't charge shipping and they are taking 20% off everything.

I make no money on this deal. I just like to pass deals along to my friends if they are worth wasting the time of reading yet another blog posting.

IMPORTANT: to get the extra 20% off, enter the coupon code SUPERSALE in the promotion code box upon checkout to receive your discount.

This ends 6/25/05.

Void where prohibited.

I felt like adding that.

Good day.