San Andreas Ninjas

New cheat thanks to…yup…edisoncarter. Visit his site and scroll down a bit for cheat. (He should really put the new ones at the top. But I didn't discover these GTA cheats, so I'll just shut up and wait for the next one.) You could also visit this messageboard, where “ec” posts the cheats as well.

Everybody's a ninja wielding katanas, lots of black motorcycles, and black cop cars, too.

You know and after looking at the messageboard and scrolling down his site, perhaps I was hasty in announcing “recruit anyone” came from somewhere else. So if that's the case, consider this the retraction.

Thanks for the heads-up, Migglesworth.

And raptor, if you haven't found it already, hope you enjoy this cheat.

Pac-Man, Atkins-style

: : guimp pacman : :

Tiny Pac-Man for tiny attention spans. The latest in discreet non-productivity.

For those who want to flaunt their insubordination at work, try Rocket Bob instead.

And if you can't get enough of little tiny dots after playing guimp pacman, try The Incredible Zombie Machine. If anyone asks, you're constructing real-time corporate disaster scenarios to devise an undead containment strategy in order to prevent an inopportune infestation from affecting 2nd quarter earnings. Wall Street does not like to hear about zombie problems, clean-up expenses can really sabotage your ROI. You may even get a promotion. And if you can figure out a way to isolate the zombies and have them perform repetitive tasks…Hey! Wait a minute…asdjg;lqerwt3[jqerg,asfmdgm.sfqre;wkjafsnm,g.asfasfgargjkxc,x,

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New GTA San Andreas Cheats Not Found by edisoncarter!

Or franklinclinton or einsteinkennedy for that matter. It was starting to become inconceivable that someone else would come up with cheats. Legislators were ready to bring Sherman-Antitrust act charges upon edisoncarter. It's a good thing adamcs came along. Now edisoncarter can continue on with his research without big government rifling through his underwear drawer.

Wow! It's like finding out the truth about Santa Claus. Or learning that Michael Jordan is human.

Anyway, the first cheat for February is “Recruit Anyone”. Here's the synopsis: “Pedestrians carry guns. Recruit anyone and build up a small army!”

I'm not sure how to type the sound of drool being wiped from my face. This cheat would best be used before leaving Los Santos during the turf wars. Supposedly the turf wars open up again when you return to Los Santos, but since I've just opened up the flight school, I can't speak from experience.

1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!

I know, pretty silly. Courtesy of the Official Blue Hell Exploration Team. For those of you looking to explore the Blue Hell in GTA: Vice City. There's a reason retro gamers exist, right?

Looking for an appropriate accompanying image to my title led me to this. The Back to the Future Tour.

And the BHET also has a collection of the Monkeyman/Bigfoot pics for your enjoyment. It looks like there's no Sasquatch in GTA: San Andreas after all. But I'm there are those who still believe.

San Andreas Waterworld

From now on I should just go straight to edisoncarter's site. He's got a cheat for the GameShark that raises the water lever throughout the streets of San Andreas.

And of course, there's a movie. (The link should work here, it needed to be edited on ed's site.)

Read further down on his site for info on spawning boats, a must for the newly created canals on the GTA landscape.

He's also remarked about a potential cheat for Mother Nature taking back the streets to give the appearance of an overgrown post-nuclear world. This would work well coupled with the cheat that eliminates the car traffic and causes all pedestrians to attack you. Kind of a 28 Days Later motif. It would be even better if there was a cheat just to spawn those zombie looking guys in Palomino Creek.

Someone should start talking to the guys who made the GTA Leatherface movie about this.

Rockstar Games Testers

The link is right there on the jobs page at Rockstar Games. It could be old, it could be new, or they just might always be on the lookout.

Judging by my site traffic, many of you would probably be interested. The possibility of play testing the next version of Grand Theft Auto is quite enticing. Although I doubt I could pay for my home on a tester salary. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Good luck.

NEW GTA:SA Cheats

Visit GTA Domain for the latest San Andreas cheats. Because you can.

And yes, I see some of my links to gtaforums.com content no longer work. Apparently some of the forum links are now “members-only”. Please comment here if you have new links for access to hidden interiors from the gym with or without cheat codes and traveling to Liberty City with the jetpack. Thanks.

And GTA4 is supposedly out in October 2006. Speculation involves London, Bogota, Carcer City, and Sin City. Personally I'd like to see DC, Tokyo, or Chicago.