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Random Facts About Vin Diesel

I revisited this site that I linked to a while back, mainly because I found a piece of scrap paper where I scribbled down a few facts for submission. I must admit that the site seemed a lot less funny than it once did. Perhaps the additional traffic watered down the quality of submissions. Not to say mine are the best, in fact I thought some were much funnier when I first wrote them then I do today. I'll list them here for the crickets to read.

Vin Diesel speaks fluid dolphin.
Vin Diesel likes that Kelly Clarkson song and is not ashamed to admit it.
Vin Diesel shot 50 Cent all nine times.
Vin Diesel is the reason Stephen Hawking is in that damn wheelchair. Why he talks that way is anybody's guess.
Vin Diesel thinks the president should take yet another vacation.
Vin Diesel fantasizes about sitting in a cubicle making PowerPoint slides all day.
There's never been a Hurricane Vin, and you know who is pretty fucking pissed about it.
Vin Diesel thanks you for your patronage.
Vin Diesel thinks your wasting your time.
What Vin Diesel really wants to do is direct.

The “Go Fuck Yourself” Guy

After posting the Cheney incident, I thought to myself, “What happened next?”. Now I know.Thanks, Dr. Marble. More. And another.

Read the note.

I wonder if he had to get a hall pass. Crooks and Liars is my favorite-est blog ever for right now. And that's a long time in ADD-riddled America, and I'm not talking about the kids.

Go Fuck Yourself

This clip of Dick Cheney is a lot of fun. Please don't tell me he doesn't deserve it. Perhaps Patrick Leahy was the man off-camera. And a nice job by the CNN reporter asking, “Are you getting a lot of that Mr. Vice President?”

Techwriting Plus has moved.

I wish Leonard Seltzer and friends much luck in their new environs.

Growth

My online empire grows. I am now on myspace. I'm not sure why.

iPod nano

iPod nano. Smaller. Thinner. Lighter. With a color screen. Replaces the iPod mini. But you can't get it in pink. Not yet anyway.

Where is The Rawker?

Therawker.com is already down. Anyone who still has the .wmv let me know, would like a copyfor shits and giggles.

Gracias.

Rawk

The Rawker Rawks. Plain and simple. He needs no band. He just needs to rawk.

AGGREGATOR

Time better spent blogging has been more often spent at The Hype Machine. It's an mp3 blog aggregator/archive. If this were the eighties, there would be some type of metal band named AGGREGATOR with a record album cover that would look heavy as fuck, with some skulls thrown around for good measure. And some type of evil ass font that would just cry out to be on the back of your denim jacket. Fuck yeah.