New cheat thanks to…yup…edisoncarter. Visit his site and scroll down a bit for cheat. (He should really put the new ones at the top. But I didn't discover these GTA cheats, so I'll just shut up and wait for the next one.) You could also visit this messageboard, where “ec” posts the cheats as well.
Everybody's a ninja wielding katanas, lots of black motorcycles, and black cop cars, too.
You know and after looking at the messageboard and scrolling down his site, perhaps I was hasty in announcing “recruit anyone” came from somewhere else. So if that's the case, consider this the retraction.
Thanks for the heads-up, Migglesworth.
And raptor, if you haven't found it already, hope you enjoy this cheat.