Kerry victorious…

everywhere
else on the planet
, but the United States. Small problem,
though. Only the U.S. vote counts, and maybe Guam,
not
sure what happened there. But no one's waiting for their
absentee
ballots. But Kerry's not disputing their 1/16th of an
electoral vote
either.

Like Hunter
S. Thompson
said, “Four more years of George Bush will be
like four more years of syphilis.”

Looks like we
got the disease, and none of the fun associated with it.